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Hyena babbys can’t drive cars: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de…
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)I was literally just reading about this, though, which is weird.
About how “pine apple” was an old term for pine cones, so when some Brits first came across pineapples they were like “hey they look like giant pine apples” and so they were named.
I remember talking to Amanda on Skype about this a month or so ago…
I always forget about the “me underwears” line and then these gifs reappear on my dash and make me laugh all over again.
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I’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra
(my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.
I love that little girl.
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Best idea.
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I wanna go
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LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!
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Wasn’t there a store in iCarly called Build-a-Bra? I mean… not that I’ve ever watched all the seasons or anything.
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)Finally: Here’s Your First Look At The Return of Whose Line Is It Anyway? Premiering July 16th At 8PM on The CW
Whose Line Is It Anyway?, the cult improv show that stopped producing new episodes nearly a decade ago, is coming back to TV starting this July — and The CW has just released a first look at the (slightly) revamped series.
Starring Whose Line? vets Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady, the revived show will be hosted by Aisha Tyler, best known as the voice of Lana on the FX show ‘Archer’, and feature a different special guest each week.
If this first clip is any indication, Stiles, Mochrie, and Brady have spent the last ten years in an improv concentration camp because they haven’t lost a single morsel of extemporaneous talent.
Whose Line Is It Anyway? Take 2 is set to premiere Tuesday, July 16th, at 8 PM ET.
[H/T: Film Thrasher via Pop Culture Brain]
Yesssss. Yes, my Precious.
Brace yourselves. Whose Line is coming.
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John Green’s car breaks down
The Fault in Our Cars
John Green gets locked in a pub
The Fault in Our Bars
John Green writes a strongly worded pamphlet on the flaws of the Russian Monarchy
The Fault in Our Czars
John Green talks about un-scary dinosuars
The Fault in Our Rawrs
John Green writes about the flaws of Disney villains.
The Fault in Jafar.
I can play this game, too, tumblr!
John Green writes a novel about the character defects of Metallica’s drummer.
The Fault in Our Lars.
John Green writes a guide on proper seasoning storage.
The Salt in Our Jars
Considering my current obsession with Animal Crossing (in which you can make your own constellations), this is doubly relevant.
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These are both cool and awesome
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